unicorns

mysical horse-like creatures with a single horn in the center of their head. when a man is masturbating under a rainbow, crying, and using his tears for lube, and his seed spills to the ground, that is how a unicorn is conjured.

my sorry D&D character died today in battle, so i went out to let off some steam, and all of a sudden this unicorn appeared out of nowhere! i love unicorns!

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trollfooting

the act of using ones feet with unclipped toenails to have anal sex with another person.

hey... it's been a few weeks since i've clipped my toenails.. do you want to go trollfooting with me?

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