qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbynujmikolpmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

The ultimate peak of boredom, you wrote qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but then you wrote the keyboard again diagonally, and then reversed it again.

You truly are a madman.

Guy1: "Dude i wrote qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into the google search bar!"
Guy2: "Fuck off, I wrote qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbynujmikolpmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq "
Guy1: *head fucking explodes and intestines fly out*

go commit vital disfunctions

This is a serious insult. Noone will ever use this, unless you are a murderer. It is incredibly strong, and will decimate.
It is started with the go commit insult.

person1: "yo fam ur mom gay"
person2: "no u bitch kys lol xd fag"
person3: "Guys, don't make me do it."
person 1 and 2: "lol bitch do it i dare you"
person3: "Alright... Go commit vital disfunctions."
*person 1 and 2 absolutely explode and are sent to another dimension where demons stick lollipops up bumholes*