frank

hello urban dictionary, i'd like to say a huge "fuck you" to your "don't write about inside jokes" rule. i am now proceeding to break it!

frank is the sexiest spider you will ever meet. you first will meet eyes with him in the corner of the ceiling while taking a hot steamy shower. you then will proceed to slam him with a couch pillow and send him into the dark realm (this is to assert dominance, don't be a beta male and get scared, BE SIGMA AND RAIL HIM!!!)

"i found frank in the bathroom"

"OMG, did you assert your dominance?"