brian

a cheater, a COMPLETELY unloyal man, a childish man who I always end up running back to no matter how many girls he’s cheated on me with that month it’s toxic i know but I CANT

p1 “ong i totally rode the shit out of brian last night”
p2 “uh, what? same..”
p1 “WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!! YOU !&);/1@9”!0”
p2: “calm down have him his balls are hairy anyway”

cherry coke

the best soda ever
you can open a can at 6pm
and it will still be good and fizzy at 4am

it gives you heartburn though

but that doesn’t matter because it’s

the best soda ever

“bro you gto 3 canss of cherry coke on u stndad”
“man those been there for a week they still good ash thugh”