Pittsfield

Where school is spelt “scohol” and student drivers run over light poles

“hey man u wanna go to pittsfield”

“nah they turned everything into a dispensary”

Pittsfield High School

Not much school spirit except for the fact that we’re way better than the rival schools Wahconah and Taconic. Not the brightest we have heated debates on if Helen Keller was actually deaf and blind. Nothing to do in pitty we all just smoke weed and play cod. They throw all the special needs kids into the basement. The teachers are great though and give a shit about the kids.

Football- Walk in groups, loose every game though. Most are joining the military after high school.

Theatre- shows are top tier….a lot of drama though. they all got crushes on each other and all hate each other

Dungeons And Dragons Club- Incels

Baseball- All weirdly obsessed with Adam Sandler

Chess Club- We have a chess club????

“don’t go to Pittsfield High School the kids piss in buckets”

Wahconah

Mostly rednecks with cop dads. If you’re born in dalton, you’ll probably die in dalton. Suburban area with the occasional white trash. Only one black kid in the school.

“i used to go to wahconah, don’t worry im not racist”

Wahconah

Mostly rednecks with cop dads. If you’re born in dalton, you’ll probably die in dalton. Suburban area with the occasional white trash. Only one black kid in the school.

“i used to go to wahconah, don’t worry im not racist”

colin

a straight man who’s also a twink

“hey did you see colin? is he gay”

“nah he’s just albino”