axael

the dinglest of all berries who is into blondes who gets gainz

person 1: woah who is that guy
person 2: that’s not a guy, that’s axael lolz

Destan

An Albanian man with good hair everywhere (hair, eyebrow, etc.), always shirtless, and has a voluptuous ass. Also has the talent of speaking in a really high-pitched voice

"Wow, did you see that Albanian man?"
"That isn't any Albanian man, that's Destan!"