Fauxhegan

One who claims to be of Native American, First Nations, and/or American Indian descent in order to gain tribal affiliation and/or potential affirmative action benefits when, in reality, neither can the pedigree be traced, nor can the DNA evidence in themselves and/or family members be found. Pronunciation rhymes with 'Mohegan', the US Federally Recognized Tribe based in Southeastern Connecticut, for which the large resort casino 'Mohegan Sun' is named. 'Faux' (pronounced 'Foh') comes from French and means 'fake' or 'imitation' in common American English usage.

Becky is such a Fauxhegan... she only said she was Native so she wouldn't get blown up on Instagram for her insensitive, highly culturally-appropriating Coachella headdress.

Bruh, your DNA test didn't show even a trace of First Nations ancestry... stop being such a Fauxhegan.

Hard Worker

Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.

“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.

See also: “bubbly.”

“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”

“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”

Hard Worker

Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.

“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.

See also: “bubbly.”

“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”

“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”