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smap

It's the new "snap" - (see "snap" - An expression which expresses expression.)

Oh smap! Are they performing "Rhythm Is A Dancer"?

by howard August 23, 2004

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morans

Originated with a mock war protest who held up a sign that read "Get A Brain! Morans" and has since become an internet cliche not only for stupid people but also sarcasm and irony.

Samples from the mock protest: "Get a brain! Morans", "Ask Me About My Baby Killing Honor Student", "Soccer Moms For Blood" and "Bomb My Car"

by howard April 7, 2005

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weepa

The man who attends all the funerals in Newburyport and cries, sometimes kissing the forehead of the deceased. People usually drive by him and scream "weepaaaaaahhhhhh". He then does a jack off motion and triumphantly converts it into a raised middle finger.

"Hey guys look over there its the weepa!"
"Weepaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh"

by howard April 22, 2005

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brown hostages

A difficult turd

"I'm going to the little boys' room to negotiate the release of some brown hostages"

by howard May 1, 2003

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pms

the time when you should put a restraing order on your wife, move away, change your name, and come back when the army calls an all clear.

if your a kid build a bomb shelter with enough food to last you sevel days. and prepare for ww3.

if you have a g friend do all of the following buy her flowers every day and be her slave until it is clear then you might get laid.

your mom on her time of the mounth run for your life

by howard June 24, 2004

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moneyshot

The delicious moment when a male "artiste" let's fly into the face of his female co-star

"(Off camera) Yo Mike, get in close for the moneyshot."

by howard May 1, 2003

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preppy

Stuck up American wanker that thinks they are better than everyone else because;

1: They went to a 'good' school
2: They were 'tasteful' clothes
3: They are white

"Oh look Howard, there goes Jason in his new J Crew sweater! He is really preppy! And by preppy, I mean queer!"

by howard November 23, 2004

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