homiephilic

An adjective used to describe someone who displays behavior that may be misconstrued as homosexual towards his or her friends. Those who are homiephilic are not gay but are okay with speaking highly of their friends' looks, behavior, or ambitions, and are vocal about their adoration or appreciation for such friends. Some people may be uneasy with a homiephile's compliments or advancements.

Often used as a defense against allegations of homosexuality.

Alternative forms: homiephile, homiephilia, homiephiliac.

I'm not gay, I'm homiephilic. I love my boys.

bean guy

A super religious person.

Someone who will not stop talking about, or who only talks about, religion. The type of person you dread being around because of their single-gear, close-minded conversation skills.

Imagine someone who only talked about beans; lima beans, green beans, black beans, pinto beans, garbanzo beans, kidney beans, mung beans, soybeans, etc. Sounds awful, doesn't it?

"Grandpa John will not shut the fuck up about the bible. He is such a bean guy."