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Pasan

A pornography actor who grooms. The AFP are not quite sure what he grooms. Pasan manages a HIV spre- *limiting* facility in Canada where he records the deeds he has committed. God forbid this depraved maniac be let loose upon our innocent children, for interaction with this beast may result in a horror which is simply disturbing. Lest we forget the time Pasan came to the school. of our modest township.

Guy One: Look! It's a wild Pasan!

Guy two: Help! He wants to fuck me!

Autistic screeching pierces the palpable tension and anxiety in the dingy basement, as a wild Pasan emerges.

Pasan: DADDY!

Several hours later, the mutilated, unidentifiable corpses -with rivulets of maroon liquid streaming, forming a gruesome Nile river of death- are found.

by hrejwks July 27, 2022