Aggressive Tits

A set of breasts manipulated by means of brassieres, corcets or similar contraptions, with a clearly visible cleavage, as to battle for attention in an aggressive manner.

Slang abriviation: "Agro tits"
Potentially excessively distracting, traffic hazard related.

The opposite of "covert bops".


Common applicacy:
Gazebo
Bottle mount
Reproduction process initiator

Male: Hot feces, that girl is looking to get laid!
Female: You mean the agro tits?
Male: Perception win, drinks on you.

Female 2: I'm not so keen on going there.
Female 3: How so?
Female 2: Kacey's Aggressive Tits are going to make me look like a derelict airport.

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pro in procrastination

doing really well at not doing what you are supposed to do; procrastination. Typical for students skipping reading near exams by suddenly cleaning excessively or learning a skill that would be useful in an earlier era.

Student: Exams are coming up, have you read well lately?
Student 2: Nyaaa, I've learnt to speak basic Sami, scrubbed the walls, cleaned my computer and rewritten my CV.
Student: Fornication, you put the pro in procrastination.

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