Fremd

A school in Palatine, Illinois where all the kids are cocky motherfuckers. They think they're hot shit because there football team is half way decent and they were born into rich families. They love to talk shit but have a funny way of not showing up when it's time fight. All in all, a bunch of fucking pussies.

Random fremd faggot: Hey dude, i go to Fremd. Anyone else: Fuck off douche

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Jochamism

A very laid-back teaching philosophy centered around understanding large concepts by the time a test appears. Often incorporating cartoons and powerpoints with strange pictures (see also: lolcats), this coffee-fueled teaching style usually varies from a standard classroom procedure.

Any Jochamist teacher will most likely emit odd noises, loud interjections, various poses, and offer blunt criticism to students.

"What is your new teacher like?"
"Oh, he's a total Jochamist. We walked into his room and immediately smelled coffee, and then we watched bugs bunny the rest of the period."

"My teacher must believe in Jochamism. We just saw a powerpoint on how to 'Not do so bad in class' and were told 'If being you doesn't work, be someone else.'"

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