Boner Paradox

When you've pulled an all-nighter and during the morning hours you discover you have have morning wood despite never having slept and woke up with it.

I just stayed up all night watching girls gone wild and now I got a serious boner paradox going on.

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Stormelly

An amazing, beautiful girl. It's hard to describe her in words, she's just purely amazing and if you have her in your life you should be thankful. She's the best thing that will ever happen to you.

1:Who's that blonde you were talking to over there?
2:Oh, Stormelly. I met her a few years ago.
1:She sure seems amazing
2:Trust me she is

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