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the unholy trinity of the internet

The unholy trinity of the internet consists of three photos that one must witness to become a jaded internet user, once these three have been witnessed, they can not be un-witnessed. these three pictures are( going tamest to least tame in my opinion)
Lemon Party, three gay elders with flaccid penises having an orgy
Goatse, an old man bent over to the camera and exposing his wide arsehole
and last but not least, tub girl, an asian girl in a bath shitting everywhere

Hey, Joey, Johnny looks like he's seen some shit in his time...
Yeah, he was forced to witness the unholy trinity of the internet.
Jesus, I would never wish that fate upon my worst enemy...

by huesicle September 28, 2015

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The Oompa-Loompa-Lady

A female person who is wearing so much spray-tan/any fake tan, she looks like an Oompa-Loompa from the old Willa Wonka films

Hey, Ben... Look at Hannah over there
Oh yeah, she looks like the Oompa-Loompa-lady herself!

by huesicle July 20, 2015

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