A penis so large it CRUSHES GALAXIES
"I love his hugasaurus giganticock. It could crush my galaxy any day."
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One who smoots. And smoots hard. Watch out, motherfuckers. School bus.
Anything withing 5 feet of teh Smoot is considered property of the sex fungeon and will be treated as such. In other words, hold on to your asses, ass holders.
smoot: oh well, perhapse smoot should smoot himself to bed
mina: Hehe, yeah the Mina too
smoot: mina should smoot herself to bed?
mina: Hehe, definatley
mina: That sounds kinky....
smoot: smoot should smoot mina to bed
mina: Hehe, now THAT sounds REALLY kinky
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The sound cheesecake makes when i'm eating it with my pee-pee.
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1)Like the PlayPlace at McDonald's. For sex.
2)The atrium in Larson's non-existent house.
3)Not the Batcave. He doesn't live there anymore.
4)Within 5 feet of Smoot.
5)Motherfuckers.
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