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when one throws a drink at full speed towards a cashier in an act of rage and calls them racial slurs
Logan got so mad last night and almost iannazzoed the starbucks barrista
when your penetrating a girl so hard from the back that she sharts all over your cock
last night that dirty girl gave me a dmilly
When you're getting a blumpkin and the toilet water from your huge spike splashes down into your girls throat.
Man I dropped such a huge spike mid blumpkin that the toilet water dribbled right into her face like a dirty pipette
When u pull out your wanker and you are quickly mogged by your girl as she pulls out an even larger piece. she then turns around and blows a huge flatulent into the air. it smells so good that you begin floating in air dick first to the scent of her dirty brown asshole juice
she gave me the best floating kaminsky of all time last night that i nearly hit the ceiling