hand check

"Hand checks" occur when a Mexican, typically a Luis, has had his or her hand or hands in his or her pants for an elongated amount of time. By screaming "hand check," the Mexican is forced to immediately remove his or her hands to show that no masturbation has taken place.

Davo: Hey, get your hands out of there! Hand check!
Luis, the Mexican, removes his hands from his pants.
Davo: What's that gooey yellow stuff?

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Goregasm

A goth's virtual paradise. Human dignity is not an issue on this website: Users are free to obtain grotesque pictures showing the remains of individuals after being run over by a tank, genitals being mutilated, and various other original photos that involve being shocking the viewer beyond comprehension.

Davo: Get off that website, homie! You is siiiiiick!
Bobby Evans: Yo, Goregasm keeps it reeeal!

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Burn Almighty

This comment is used when an onlooker observes two individuals having a conversation. When one of the two talking insults the other, the onlooker is expected to yell "Burn Almighty" to add significance to the derogatory comment. The onlooker that performs the "Burn Almighty" is free to add a point score.

Luis: But I looked it up! "Poesy" is what Titan called his poetry!
Davo: Well, you're a poser, you pussy!
Pumster: Hohoho! BURN ALMIGHTY! Plus 50,000 points, nigga!

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cyberpunk adventure

A futuristic adventure involving cyberpunk individuals, snatchers, the Internet, and at least one robot with a human personality.

Daniel Buggilstein: eeee i jus tstole ur cred carrd #!!!111
Davo: Oh boy! Now, through some unexplained phenomenon, we can get sucked into our computers and search the dangerous depths of the Internet for the evil Buggilstein and retrieve my purloined credit card! It will be an action-packed cyberpunk adventure of epic proportions!
Luis: Or you could just call and cancel the service.

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nicca

A) A resident of Nicaragua.
B) One of Nicaraguan heritage.
C) Luis.
D) A + B.
E) All of the above.

Pumster: Did you get your Academic Specifications Sheet in the mail yet, Agent 2.0?
Luis: We don't have mail in Nicaragua.
Pumster: Oh right, the Castro thing. Hahaha, stupid niccas.

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im-pasta-bowl

The Italian way to say "impossible."

Bobby Evans: You know that sexy be-ach in Arts & Music? Well, I effed her!
Pumster: Im-pasta-bowl!

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drawring

The New England pronunciation of "drawing."

Luis: What are you doing?
Davo: Ah'm drawring a pictcha, bitch. Hand check!

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