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(noun): The only place you can take pictures of your hot teenage cousin when she's wearing almost nothing at all, in full view of your family and hers, and not have to worry about getting clobbered for doing so.
Teen boy: Hey, cuz, how 'bout a shot of you in that bikini?
Teen girl: What, are you crazy? Some kind of perv?
Teen boy: How about at the beach, then? A shot of you sitting in the surf!
Teen girl: OK, let's go!
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Where everyone would like to live forever
- Oh man, lets go to the beach and meet some girls.
- Ok, there are always hot girls in bikini in the beach
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Laying low while on company time. Avoiding work.
I've been spending some serious time at the beach lately - hope the boss doesn't catch on.
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noun: A free sample of heaven, featuring cool waves and warm sun.
I'd love to get a beach.
Get some beach before you die.
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the place where you go and forget what day of the week it is. you visit the beach only in the summer because that’s when you get tan and have endless long nights. your days at the beach consist of waking up, going on a bike ride, going to the beach, coming home with new tan lines and sandy hair then going to bed and repeating this process. it is the only place you can take and outside shower and have bonfires without getting tired of it. once you go to the beach, you will never want to go back to reality.
Hey, let’s go on vacation!
Where to?
Dude, the beach... where else?
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a verb; meaning to do "EVERYTHING BUT" with someone. has developed from people carrying out this practice on holiday, on beaches. particularly with people whose names are unknown. the sand also makes it interesting.
girl one: so what did you do when you went to tenerife ?
girl two: i beached
girl one: niiiice
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