alpha chi obesa

The sorority of Alpha Chi Omega, who used to be hot, but then they got fat. God Damn.

Those bitches in AXO are fucking fat now, they are forever known as Alpha Chi Obesa.

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quip

a fast, witty comment; a one-liner

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Captain Ballsack

substitute for "captain obvious" as that is very gay; a moron

thank you, captain ballsack

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sweer

when you think you just shat yourself but you didnt

dude whats that smell i dont know i think i just sweered

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kankle

Woman with extremely thick ankles. No separation between calf and ankle.

That chick would be so hot, if she didn't have kankle.

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nip/tuck

greatest show of all time. now that season one is over, tuesdays are really going to blow now.

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awes

something really wikid

fuck man that game was awes

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