lewinsky

Common name employed by forensic experts for the ultraviolet lamps used to spot semen stains on fabric.

Pass me the lewinsky, Scully... this sure looks like extraterrestrial spunk

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hair pie

(noun)Cullinary metaphor for female genitalia. Applies only if it is suitably hirsute.

"Love to eat hair pie, but I hate to pick all those hairs from my teeth"

D.H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover: "But his silence was fathomless. His hands held her like flowers, so still and strange. "Where are you?" she whispered to him. "Where are you? Speak to me! Say something to me!"

He raised his head from her hair pie, murmuring: "Ay, my lass!"

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puffies

Said of female nipples that stand out notably.
This is not your usual nipple reacting to cold, but a fat, turgid, pointy, fearless, suck-till-you-drop nipple.

She's got no tits, but she's got an awesome set of puffies!

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cunnilingus

a) To go muff diving
b) An expert in foreign languages

I got that job because im such a cunning linguist.

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testicle

The Fountains of Cum. Where all the cum cums from. Ladies: love'em, tickle'em, lick'em but just don't squeeze'em!

Joey got kicked in the testicles, and now he only shoots blanks

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f-unit

The toughest fucking gang to ever take to the streets. www.geocites.com/eph_unit

Damn dogg these f-unit gangstas stomped my head in last night.

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nuke

Some nasty thingies that the government has, but that really leet hax0rs can also use to fux0r your connection, so beware!

You're being such a lamer you're asking to get your ass nuked out.

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