Saugeen-Maitland Hall

The former king of all residences in the world: "The Zoo". Founded in 1969 Saugeen has the infamous reputation of having the wildest parties, even David Letterman called it "the easiest place to get laid in North America". However the current Saugeen is different from what you may have heard from people who went there back in the day. Prospective students to the UWO hear stories from parents even grandparents about how crazy it was, the cool kids then decide they want to live there and other not so cool kids decide they don't want to live there. Western assumes that if you put Saugeen first on your residence ranking list that you are a hardcore party-goer. Using this information they have killed Saugeen. Western ensures that the cool kids who want to live there (placing Saugeen first on your residence ranking list) do not get to live there and that the not so cool kids who do not want to live there (placing Saugeen low on your residence ranking list) end up there. The suppression of "The Zoo" by ensuring that it is filled with boring people who do not want to party has made Saugeen kinda lame. When students try to restore Saugeen back to its glory, they are met with overly strict punishments. My advice to future students of UWO: restore Saugeen to its former glory. Make this information well-known so Saugeen can be lit again.

This is a list of the most hype residences as of 2018:
1. Med-Syd
2. Essex
3. Deli
4. Saugeen
5. Elgin
6. Perth
7. Ohall

Person 1: Hey man let's do something crazy and make Saugeen-Maitland Hall great again.
Person 2: *hosts a party with Person 1*
Don / RA / Rez Manager: Have fun being on probation :)

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