unplugged

Unplugged is the truth unvarnished. It has the connotation of raw truth, the real deal. Unfettered with folderol and bling, the Real McCoy, the real deal

When asked to speak at the conference, I chose to be unplugged, truthful and forthright. The audience loved it.

sluminium

The practice of placing contraband up one's rectum for use later. Also known as 'corn binning' ass store, butt hide, rectum retreat

Rufus: how do I get my python across the border?'
Doofus: up your sluminium.
Rufus: Huh?
Doofus: Park it in the Hershey Highway.
Rufus: Huh?
Doofus: Shove it up your ass.
Rufus, Oh, right.