Calvin

The most unintelligent, small-penis, ugly motherfucker with a godawful taint (it smells like spoiled cauliflower) who has mommy and daddy issues and cries himself to sleep every night (just kidding he has severe insomnia, very dark circles under his eyes, and foams at the mouth, making him look like a rabid raccoon most of the time).

Chris: "God, I just stepped on my roommate's dried up, crusty contact lens."

Andrew: "That's disgusting. He's such a Calvin."

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