High School

1. An experience very similar to being damned to hell, except that you are actually allowed and encouraged to leave after four years and there is a chance that you will not be on fire the entire time. Also for some strange reason that has yet to be determined, there are some moments during your time there where you actually won't hate absolutely everything.

You go into high school knowing that you will be subjecting yourself to pain and suffering and you rationalize it by telling yourself that all of that pain and suffering will be worth it by the time it is over because then you won't have to deal with it anymore. No one understands why we do this.