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A yeast infection so bad you want to throw out the whole vagina.
"Quit wearing spandex underpants, you'll get a yeet infection."
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The clot-speckled water that was used to boil a menstrual cup.
My husband used to sneak into the kitchen to taste whatever I was cooking for supper, but he stopped after the first time I sterilized my DivaCup. Apparently he's not a fan of warrior soup.
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A category 5 shitstorm with a terrible aftermath.
I had really bad Thai food last night. My bathroom looks like it was hit by Hurricane Latrina.
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The stench of an unwashed vagina.
I was going to eat her out, but she had some serious begonia ammonia.
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A short man who bears a resemblance to Tony Stark.
"All those short-man-hating thots are missing out. I'm rich, I have a nice car, and my mom says I look like Robert Downey Jr. They could do worse!"
"Whatever you say, Tiny Stark."