old growth forest

1. pubic hair that has not been trimmed or maintained.
2. Scary part of the woods in fairy tales.

I went down on this girl and I ran into the old growth forest. That shit needs to be fixed.

I wonder if she's sporting a landing strip, bald eagle, or old growth forest?

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pitch

1. to fling or toss
2. to tip over or fall

Last night when I was snowboarding I hit my front edge and it pitched me face first into the ice.

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sex wax

Brand name of a product used by surfers to give them traction on their surfboards.

whoa! Dude, check it out, cherry flavored Sex Wax. Gnarly!

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jizz cannon

The male member,
Slang for a male whore.

I used my jizz cannon to cream her biscuit last night.
He is such a jizz cannon.

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Hemi

A nice engine but is not what it used to be.

Yeah man, that Hemi tore some shit, but then i bought a LT1 and now im twice as fast

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bleezo

A bleezo is a slang-code word for a joint.

Hey man are you done rolling that bleezo.

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gillact

To completely destroy another person

"... i gillact your punk ass..."