Upsweat

Being in a shitty mood because you’re hot as balls

Every time Fat Charlie had to walk home from school he was very upsweat.

Bowl Mood

Being in a shitty mood because you have to shit or just have an upset tummy.

Tom was in a bowl mood after devouring the day old Taco Bell Gordita.

Moody Utey

Short for ‘moody uterus’ this term is synonymous with menstrual moodiness and is said with the utmost respect.

Sarah’s moody utey was really putting a damper on date night.

Shmiggles

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.

Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.

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