sugarbooger

a foreign object found in granulated sugar containers caused by extracting sugar from the container using unclean utensils or other means

Lacretia!!! I done told you a 1000 times. Use a clean spoon in that sugar bowl...nobody wants your nasty saliva-made sugarboogers in their drink!

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absofuckinglutely

absofuckinglutely...adverb: a word created to add significant emphasis when supporting something that is held in the highest regard.

Fred: "Hey Frank, are you traveling to a spot where you can see 100% of the total eclipse of the sun on August 21, 2017?" Frank: "Absofuckinglutely"!!!

shitry

adjective: ... crappy, crummy, lousy... closely associated with shitty as extremely undesirable...

" The weather outside is really shitry" ... " "You did a shitry job on this report Bob, you're fired" ... "I feel shitry ... headache, watery eyes, runny nose"

deckation

noun - the act of sitting on one's deck, grilling, chilling, drinking socially, and enjoying sunshine and warmth.

1. When Sunday arrives I always plan for deckation.
2. Today's deckation features tropical island cocktails and food prepared with tropical weather in mind.