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Pufferfish

When you throw up in your mouth so much that it should come out, but you manage to keep it in. You then try to get people's attention and get them to understand that you have a mouthful of puke and that you need their help by waving frantically and doing your best to imitate vomiting without opening your mouth

I was on the bus this morning, and pufferfished. So embarassing, no one could figure out what was wrong. They did when I got off the bus, though.

by hyawkus March 29, 2016


One hour plower

The opposite of a One Pump Chump. This guy can go forever. Multiple orgasms to be expected by the woman

If you're looking for a good, long fuck, call Charlie. He's a One Hour Plower!

by hyawkus March 27, 2016