to

You just searched the word “to”. If you don’t know what this means, go back to kindergarten.

To or two or too I dunno.

$

Money.
Dollars, more specifically.

You $@=%*#&!!!

gay

Simple. Happiness.

Asdfghjkl I think I’m gay just looking at him makes me hard-

Procrastination

(n)
When you’re supposed to do your essay but goes to Urban Dictionary to read random definitions.

A: I like procrastination.
B: Why?
A: To read this sentence.
B: Wait what sentence????

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

A word that is strong with irony
Means fear of long words

A: what’s the fear of long words called again?
B: hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
A: *dies of panic*

Alhaitham

Sexiest man known in the universe. People can’t even spell his name right.

I have an Electro Alhaitham *cries*

ayo

Thing that you say whenever you hear something too weird, dirty or unholy.

A: Hey I’m gonna fistfight god.
B: Ayo wtf