darien

1- a dicklick who cant get pussy cuz of his yeye lookin dope ass, he also is annoying in class and is usually friends with the stoner kid, and his hobbies are usually fapping to anime porn in the school bathroom, and playing overwatch
2- when a gay guy accidentally bends his dick to touch his asshole while he's shitting, making his head look brown, like a darien

1- yo i was droppin sum chocolate and my goddamn dick made a darien so i cut that ho offa my dick

darien

1- a dicklick that cant get pussy and is a virgin faggot, he usually is friends with the stoner kid, and is annoying as possible in class, his hobbies consist of busting a nut to anime porn in the school bathroom and playing overwatch

2- when a gay guy’s dropping chocolate and his dick accidently touches his butthole so the head looks brown like a darien, then gets aroused by it, and sucks it off

"last night i made a darien, so after i was done i shoved a wine bottle up my ass ;)"