When the first cut of a hair cut is so short you have no choice but to submit to a bad hair cut.
I just wanted a few inches off the top but before I knew it I got hair cut raped, now I have to wear a hat for a week.
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Screaming Mendozaaaaaa during an orgasm and firing an uzi in the air.
What's with all the holes in the ceiling man?" "Last night I pulled The Full McBain on my girl.