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woodcutter

a young man, characterized by an auburn growth on his chin, or unnaturally long sideburns. he is broad, sturdy, honest: like a woodcutter.

At BMUN 2007:

#1: HArdy-har-har, China is so fugly
#2: No. Despite the growth. He looks honest, sturdy, kind, like a woodcutter.

later...

The woodcutter looks strong. Like he's made of wood.

by i'd-rather-be-a-nympho-than-a-hermaphrodite March 20, 2007

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young pearl

1)virginity, maidenhood, maidenhead, etc...

2) never before touched female genitalia

At the Berkeley Model UN:9for the firstdef.)

S. Korea (to J-Pan): What would you do for good sex?
J-Pan: Anything.
S. Korea: Even shovel human feces naked?
J-Pan: Anything for that young pearl.
S. Korea: How do you know the pearl's still there???

by i'd-rather-be-a-nympho-than-a-hermaphrodite March 20, 2007

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