elf

V. To elf a girl is to reach third base with her, usually secretively, one approach is to hide underneath a blanket, another is to hide in a closet. past tense: elfed

he totally elfed her at that party!

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gdiad

web lingo, shortened form of "go die in a ditch", used when your angry at person for doing something that is stupid, jerk like, ass-holeish or for being any or all of the above

guy1; i just wrecked your car man! it was awesome
guy2: what! why? You imbecile, gdiad
guy1:what?
guy2; go die in a ditch you jerk

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