townies

people who live in towns, wear exactly the same clothes (girls: tight tops, hair pulled back in high ponytails using extensive amounts of spray, pedal pushers, white trainers, fake louis vuitton bags in which you can only fit a pe. guys: burberry caps which defy gravity and point upwards, addidas/reebok/nike clothes.)
they like to think they're very cool and hard etc etc, swear all the time and pretend to be things they're not e.g. non-virgins, cool.
as a group in general, they seem to have forgotten the existence of consonants. (dashes indicate missing consonants in their speech)

loke, she woz to-allie fi-, ma-e, yeah, and she woz so fuckin- fi-e, ma-e, ya shoulda seen -er, ma-e, innit?

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