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a dumb shallow whore, who wouldn't like a guy, but would love and be all up on the same guy if he had fame, money, etc.
guy 1:look at the dumb ass whore, she's such a gold digger.
guy 2: lets throw rocks at her head, maybe it will fix her problem
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usually a retarded vechile drivin by people who hate ricers, and imports. often having a huge retarded lift and big pointless tires. can be cool, but only if it is a small truck and is lowered to the point that it is on or nearly on tha ground. in order for a truck to be cool it needs to have some or all of the follwing: hydros (airbags) a tonneau cover, a kick ass system, big ass rims with low pro tires, an upgraded engine, and many other things.
retarded truck guy one: hey look at that import, maybe I should park my truck on it.
retarded truck guy two: haha ya that would be funny, hey there are cars parked on both sides of the road, we can't drive this thing because its too fucking big and gay.
retarded truck guy one: oh well we can park it here and suck eachothers dicks and maybe by next May all those cars will be gone, and I can drive this piece of shit.
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something that all girls use these days because of society, and because that all girls are whores and sluts and at some point decided a penis wasn't sufficient enough for their pussy. dildos are bigger and will continue to get bigger because, that's what happpens to girls vaginas because they are sluts. eventually there will be dildo's that are longer than a football field and wider than a coffee can.
dumb bitch 1: I married this guy cuz he's rich, but he's asian, so his penis is tiny.
dumb bitch 2: you married a rich asain too? it's ok, do what I did and bought 1,215,436 dido's to pleasure myself.
dumb bitch 1: ok sounds good
dumb bitch 2: I use them all at the same time!
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a cracka ass mutha fucka who got rich by giving bill gates head. has a hair do called an "onion loaf" documented to SNL and jimmy falon. Has billions of dollars and the worst hair cut on the planet.
costumer: yes I'd like 2 bagels, an english muffin, and an onion loaf.
clerk: sorry sir the only person I know with an onion loaf is donald trump.
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goat punch also known as a donkey punch to some... then a man is drilling his partner in the poo nanny from behind her (usually a different partner is used every night) right before climax, he punches her in the back of the head, which causes the whore to tighten her loose hole, resulting in a better orgasm for the man, and sometime a child for the whore.
pimp "u like that bitch"
loose whore "ya ya fuck me ya"
pimp about to nut punches her firmly in the back of the skull, sometimes causing brain damage. but always resulting in the tighting of the vagina
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one of the most badass hobbies ever. a dangerous sport that gives you an addrenaline rush like nothing else can. sometimes perfromed on closed roads, and often performed on busy highways, street racing should be and usually is perfromed with an import. tho rare and pointless, some idiots drive domestic cars and "rice" them out or try to make them look import, they then get big stickers that say "import hater" or "domestic pride" and any number of other retarded things even tho they have import taillights and a number of other import things on their piece of shit car. street racing car be two cars racing eachother in a quarter or eighth mile race. in order to be a street racer you should be able to run a 13 second quarter mile or faster. cars like dodge neons that have euro lights and a muffler ARE NOT STREET RACERS no matter what they say. street racing can also be performed on busy highways. tho much more dangerous, this is where true racers shine. you find someone that thinks they have more speed and balls than you do, or someone that just loves to race, and you challenge them, then you race, weeving in and out of 6 lanes of traffic usually doing well over 100 mph the race can be over when one racer can no longer see the other, one of the racers wreck, or one of the racers pussies out and stops racing.
racer 1: hey homie wut u got.
racer 2: a toyota supra, runnin nos, full exhaust, turbo charged.
racer 1: is it fast?
racer 2: it's ok, wut u got?
racer 1: it's only a honda civic, but I engine swapped it for a H22a1, and I got it runnin 14 psi w/ my turbo.
racer 2: not bad, wanna race?
racer 1: you'll probly win, but I don't care I do it cuz I love it.
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the second worst car ever made. only does the dodge neon sink lower on the scale of fuckbag automobiles than the ford focus.
5 WORST AUTOMOBILES EVER MADE
5) a broken down school bus
4) a dodge neon with shit all over it (the shit improves it's overall value)
3) a 1700's mini van that has killed thousands of people
2) a ford focus
AND THE WORST VEHICLE EVER MADE IS A DODGE NEON!!!!!!
guy 1: wow that guy drives a stock dodge neon, should I shoot him?
guy 2: it's not stock it has import taillights, no you shouldn't shoot him.
guy 1: you're right he needs to be tortured before he is killed
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