Gonk

To steal a few moments of deep sleep in the middle of the day

"Right, the meetings not for 20 mins, I'm off for a gonk"

"Where's Steve, he's going to miss the bus! He's gonking his head off upstairs"

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Scratcher

Bed - derived from the actions of a dog, which scratches the ground before settling

"Steve won't get up, he's still in his scratcher . . "

3👍 2👎

Dick dump

Wank

"I'm so nervous about my date tonight, I've got the shakes ! "

"Well for god's sake have a dick dump before you go !"

2👍 1👎