Alltheism

The belief in all Gods and principles of religions, so that one is guaranteed salvation. It one beliefs and upholds all the principle, of every religion (although often contradicting), said person, I always right, and likely to conquer all argument.

Gods include... Buddha, Allah, Jesus, Muhammad, Vishnu, Krishna, Oprah... etc.

Jew- "Jesus is not the messiah!"

Catholic- "Why yes he is, my curly headed friend."

Hundi- "Wrong, so wrong!"

Alltheist- "It doesn't matter! If you're an alltheist... you're ALWAYS RIGHT! With alltheism, don't worry... heaven is the place for you, other wise, you have hell to look forward too!"

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