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When you drop a huge shit in the toilet and the water splashes all over your balls.
Person 1: did you just use the toilet?
Person 2: yeah bit I got a sorfilet
Person 1: lol wetnuts
A more correct political ideology that opposes the right-wing and conservatism.
The left defines one who is a woman as being a woman.
The right defines being slightly bisexual as Lewy body dementia.
Unfortunately, the hierarchical, monarchist clowns that are the right decided that they didn't like that, so they decided to enslave black people to try and get back at them.
Unfortunately for them, society has become increasingly more progressive and liberal, thus improving the strength of the left.
Unfortunately for us, rights' opinions have become increasingly verbose and explicit towards the left, because once an opinion is incorrect, it stays that way.
Back in '45, 1948
I voted for a leftie and a-so did my mate
Everybody was acting up
Thought I was impostor, nah, I'm just a little sus
I gotta get my freedom, I gotta get it all
Let's vote for the left in the election hall.
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that really nice kid that always leaves the door open for people entering and exiting a room
john christopher: omg penisboy83 is the best doormaster since jerry lee lewis
bob tucker: i agree johnathan, we all do
An acapella is a genre of music consisting of either a singular person or a group (eg. pentatonix) who sings a certain song without music, sometimes creating their own music with talents like beatboxing.
Pentatonix: We just released a new acapella!
World: nobody fucking gives a damn, we're too busy remembering xxxtentacion (r.i.p brother)
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The reason I fucking failed Latin
john: i hate latin
jean: pourquoi?
john: it has like 5 declensions, three genders, several cases
jean: je suis d'accord