Pink Death

A) (NOUN) A very unpleasant and painful death. Happens when one is suddenly impaled with 7-20 tiny, glowing pink shards which, after a few seconds, explode violently and tear the victim's body apart. This is most commonly experienced in the HALO games, but can be simulated in real life with the use of a lot of weed.

B) (NOUN) A very unpleasant but surprisingly fulfilling end, where one is hammered to death by seismic pelvic thrusts. These are often administered during sex by the victim's partner.

A) HALO PLAYER 1: Haha! Eat pink death, B•TCH!!!

HP2: Oh no! *explodes*

HP1: Hey, is that his spleen?

B) PRIEST: We are here today to remember this young man,

who was brutally murdered with Pink Death, by

his wife, Judith.

AUDIENCE MEMBER: Judith, you dog!