Nej

Swedish for "No".
Used when you are fed up of someone, no matter what they are doing to annoy you.
Saying "Nej" (Pronounced "Ney" or "Nay" depending on accents) will automatically make you right in any situation and anyone in the same room at the time of this word being announced will never annoy you for the rest of the day.
This seemingly magical theorum works every time unless the person(s) is a total douchebag(s), in which case they can be silenced by a simple broken neck.

Annoying Guy: "I love milk though. Chickens should produce milk. Can you imagine that? :D"

Annoyed Person #1: "Shut the hell up already!"

Annoying Guy: "FREEDOM OF SPEECH!"

Annoyed Person #2: "Nej."

Annoying Guy has either had a sudden heart attack, or "Nej." has once again saved someone from a minor annoyance.

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NRFR

Acronym for "No Random Friend Requests"
Usually used on Xbox Live, PSN, YouTube, Facebook etc.
If you don't accept random people asking to "be friends", replying with NRFR is the polite way of saying "fuck off".

Xbox: "SomeTwat66 has invited you to become friends with them."

Accept Reply Ignore

You: "NRFR dude..."

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