Tarki

The act of taking a dump whilst giving live commentary on IRC in detail on the excretion process and status.

"I need a shit" "Keep me updated." "Ok, I'll do a tarki."

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Spazom

When one has an uncontrollable muscle contraction causing them to move unwillingly in a funny manner. Often refferred to as "a stephen" or "stephening".

"He appears to be randomly jerking" "He has a case of the spazoms."

Stephening

When a person has an gicantic uncontrollable facial spazom, one that can't help but be laughed at.

"Woah tha guy has a terrible case of the twitches..." "Lmfao he's Stephening!"

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