OAS

OAS, also known as Obsessed with Apple Syndrome, is a common disease that hits most teenage boys whenever Apple releases a new product. This obsession often hinders their quality of life, to the point where they fantasize about Steve Jobs.

John: Have you seen George lately?

Kirk: Last time I checked, he was still in his basement looking at pictures of the iPhone 4.

John: Damn, it looks like OAS hit him.

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