johnny heavy

Nickname for Labatt Blue beer, named after John Labatt the Canadian legend brewer. Essential name to know if you live in the Buffalo area.

I need me a Johnny heavy for the bills game

The Water Cycle

When you piss and drink alc at the same time.

Jim: Where’s Al at?
Al: *using the pisser and chugging a Coors Light at the same time* Completing the water cycle, baby.

jimmy heater

A part of the extensive Friday Beers vocabulary which means a cigarette. A Jimmy Heater and a Johnny Heavy go hand in hand.

Hey, I need myself a jimmy heater to take the edge off.
Might as well throw in a couple Johnny heavies while we’re at it.

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