ephebophile

A pedophile with a thesaurus

Ephebophile (pedophile): I like...uh...'adolescents'

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Pookake

This is the term used to describe Bukake, but with poo instead.

Lady: Hey, what are we doing tonight?
Man: Pookake.
Lady: What's that?
Man: You'll see... :)

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Matchu

A type of sneeze, usually only applied to those with the name "Matt", or "Matthew" (etc.). Derrived from "Achoo".

Matt: M..ma...MA-TCHOO!
John: That's a bad sneeze you've got there
Matt: Yeah, I've got raibes. Doctors say I've only got 3 weeks to live.
John: Oh. Blame Matchu.

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chopsy

Unnecessarily talkative

I don't really like women because I think they've got a bit "chopsy" of late.
Alex Horne

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