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antidisestablishmentariagasm

The euphoria and/or superiority experienced by one using long or uncommon words around peers to make them seem more intelligent. Can also refer to the same sensation felt by one who understands these types of words when they are dropped into conversation.

When I managed to use the 'Dictionary.com' word of the day while talking to my mates I antidisestablishmentariagasmed.

Although my doctor told me I had that I had the fatal disease, 'acquired immune deficiency syndrome' I couldn't help but have a small antidisestablishmentariagasm because I knew that he meant AIDS.

by iPutMyWordInYou May 29, 2009

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Joke Insurance

When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.

I was talking to some girls the other day when I cracked a 'your mother' joke. Luckily, I had joke insurance with Chris so I still ended up getting both their numbers. All Chris got was a weird look for his over-the-top laugh.

by iPutMyWordInYou August 24, 2009

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Standard Supermodel Measurement

Standard Supermodel Measurement or SSM is a unit of mass, equivalent to approximately 55 pounds or 25 kilograms. Often abbreviated to 'supermodel(s)' in conversation for convenience.

Dude, I've been on a kick-ass diet the last few months- I lost one and a quarter supermodels!

The guys at the gym laugh at me because I can only bench two standard supermodel measurements.

by iPutMyWordInYou October 27, 2009

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