America

50% niggers, 10% mexicans that learn to swim, 20% hicks and 20% rednecks. The children are yolosweg and cool kid (click the links)

American: *picks cotton*
Guy: Whoa whoa, you'd better pick cotton faster because the cracker is coming.

American kid: *stands near wall and listens to heavy metal nodding head or whatever hes fucking doing there*
Guy: Hey kid i heard you got that 11 year old girl pregnant
American kid: Ya man but hey YOLO

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Have A Magical Day!!!!!

Code word for "go fuck yourself".

Have A Magical Day!!!!!

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On the pill

This is what girls/women say if they have taken a Birth Control Pill to prevent pregnancy if your male friend ejaculates in you during sex. Especially if they don't want to get pregnant.

Jeff: Hey my lovey gf, wanna play tonight?
Anna: I'm on the pill so sure why not ;)

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