National Shagging Day

On Wednesday April 12th every man and boy is ordered to find a woman and shag her, unprotected or protected. itd your choice, dont get herpes tho.

suh dud, its almost national shagging day.
o ye i almost forgot
who you shagging?
you already know fam thats confidential information
oh shet true my bad
like are you blem
no i shag
true

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National Send Nudes Day

April 19th Is National Send Nudes day for the people that missed it on April 18th. Last chance to have a free pass.

Shordy 1: I cant wait to be asked to send nudes today. People forgot yesterday. Thank god theres two National Send Nudes Day ‘s.
Mandem 1: Dont worry gyaldem I gotchu, send me nudes by 4 and we’ll be bless.