'nite

Good night.

Person#1: ima sleep.
Person#2: 'nite. sleeping with anyone?
Person#1: 'nite. ill tell u 2moro.

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nib

Noob. Used by the real noobs.

h4x0r3r1337: oUt oF mEh WaI NiB!!!!1111
STFUPL0X: What the hell? Use proper grammar and get out of my face.

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crutch

Something that is necessary but impedes one from doing better.

Oxygen is a crutch for swimmers.

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bad girlfriend

basically described by the band Theory of a Deadman in the song "bad girlfriend"

My Girlfriend's a dick magnet, My Girlfriend's gotta have it
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he'll
Ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell.
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town.
Grab her ass, actin' tough. Mess with her, she'll fuck you up.
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's
Comin' back to my place tonight!
She likes to shake her ass, she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down, she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend!

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