Scranny

An older woman of the typical pension drawing age who would be desired in a sexual nature. Also may be referred to as a GILF (grandma i’d like to fuck).

“Oi look at that granny, I’d give her a right scranning!”

“she’s a proper scranny!”

Scranticipation

The exhausting wait whilst you wait for your meal to cook.

“Is dinner ready yet?” “The scranticipation is killing me!”

Scranta Claus

A sexual attraction to Old St Nick

“Just the thought of December 25th is making me weak at the knees, I wanna scran that big bowl of jelly!”

“I’ll give him a proper scranta claus”